August 2020
illustration by Beck Levy
“They’re all the same after twenty-one.”
-Asher Waite-Jones, Oakland, CA
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May 2020
illustration by Suzanne Goldenberg
“Lick her.”
-Rachel Stuart, Brooklyn, NY
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April 2020
illustration by Suzy Exposito
“‘You’re voting for BOB DOLE?!’
‘Yeah, I’m not wasting my vote on Ross Perot.’” -Jarrett Dougherty, Philadelphia, PA
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March 2020
illustration by Yusuke Okada
“Do you ever feel like you’re living in a movie?”
— Dr. Acne Diva, Brooklyn, NY
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February 2020
illustration by Jacob Berendes
““The dragon can have a little tennis racket, as a treat.”
-Jean Claude Van Dave, Brooklyn, NY
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January 2020
illustration by Grace Ambrose
“Let’ssssssss get thisssssssss bread.”
-Better Read Than Dave, Brooklyn, NY
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December 2019
illustration by Gabby Schulz
“Well kids, mom is dead.”
-Vancid Dave, Brooklyn, NY
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November 2019
illustration by Ally Orlando.
“Godzilla sits down.”
-Emmy, Brooklyn, NY
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October 2019
illustration by Marissa Paternoster
“Like salt in the shaker, so are the days of our lives, dude.”
-Eric The Red, Canaan, NY
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September 2019
illustration by Yusuke Okada
“Despite the depressing lyrical content, I love the West Coast souldie production on Hi-C’s 1991 single ‘I’m Not Your Puppet.’ I jam it every summer. Isn’t it interesting when your heart is presented with emotional dissonance in a good song? I wonder what James & Bobby Purify would say on the subject.”
-Travis Wiggins, Portland, OR
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August 2019
illustration by Yusuke Okada
“The great divide.”
-Jennifer Shagawat, Brooklyn, NY
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July 2019
illustration by Yusuke Okada
“Two is the loneliest number.”
-”Van” David “Rancid Dave” Morse, Brooklyn, NY
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June 2019
illustration by Yusuke Okada
“Beauty is in the eye of the umbrella-holder.”
-Alexis Egazarian, NY, NY
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May 2019
illustration by Yusuke Okada
“They were all eyes and eels.”
-Bailey Brown, Pittsburgh, PA
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April 2019
illustration by Yusuke Okada
“Half the world is crazy. I see your point.”
-Matty “Ramones Matt” D’Angelo, Brooklyn, NY
”TFW no one submits to your caption contest.”
-Ruth Davie, Bloomington, IN
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March 2019
illustration by Yusuke Okada
“Bisect a cop: donuts.”
-Cindy Crabb, Pittsburgh, PA
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February 2019
illustration by Yusuke Okada
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